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BADNESS on BADNESS

For years, fans and critics alike have attempted to get inside the minds behind the the genius of BADNESS, but to no avail. Disguised, complex lyrics and enignmatic personalities have people the world over asking "What the hell are they thinking?"
Now, for the first time, the band members themselves answer some of the most commonly asked questions:

"Who are you, really?"
"What drives you down your musically  rebelious path?"
"Were you in Anaheim nine months before my son's birth?"

Find out for yourself what's behind the boys of BADNESS. And if you are left with more questions, email them to the band and see if your answers get posted!

Music

    "BADNESS does with music what Jacques Cousteau did with the sea: we dive in, swim all though it, and kick all obstacles in their  scaly finned asses."

    - Vlad

    "Music? It's like the a rollercoaster man, you never know how much the fish will eat."

    - Wuzzy

Success

    "Success is kind of an overnight thing for me. Maybe sometime I'll stay overnight at your house and we can achieve success together."

    - Dave

    "When you put the webpage up in February, and in December you have 700 hits, you know you made it."

    - Vlad

Badness

    "Badness, man! It never stops with the bread."

    - Wuzzy

    "BADNESS is exactly what it says: Badness! It's vile and dirty! It says 'Yeah, I wanna get with you... and leave your carcass with a smile on it's face!'"

    - Vlad

The Rock & Roll Lifestyle

    "I bang on the box, man..."

    - Wuzzy

    "Rock and Roll is not a lifestyle. It's an art form. And as an artist, I'm obligated to live up to the standards that my music  sets. What does that mean? It means I need to piss off a lot of people and get hot luvin' whenever possible. Hey, if I were a painter, I'd have cut my ear off and get depressed a lot."

    - Vlad

Turn-Ons

    "A lot of people try to decide their likings in a relationship or when it takes to the field of members of the opposite sex in a way that doesn't preclude their interests. I like a little escargo with that salad sometimes, you know?"

    - Dave

    "Long walks on the beach, hiking, skiing, ancient Argentinian pottery... And pain! And fire! Yeah!"

    - Vlad

    "Space ships."

    - Wuzzy

Turn-Offs

    "Burritos man...ain't good in the sauerkraut."

    - Wuzzy

    "Dolph Lundgren movies and marriage."

    - Vlad

    "I don't like it when a woman licks the inside of my nostril. That is just sick."

    - Dave

Measurements

    "My tool of hot rockin is three solid feet of hard wood. I carress it and I pound on it. And it throbs with gut wrenching rhythms. My instrument pleases many. Wait... what are we talking about?"

    - Vlad

    "It gets bigger."

    - Wuzzy

    "42-30-36 of pure, boiling, over-heated manliness. Ready to mow you over like a John Deer on Christmas day."

    - Dave

Motto

    "My motto is: Don't have a motto. They are a waste of f***ing time, used by sorry asses who want to feel like they stand for something, when all they're doing is standing in my f***ing way."

    - Vlad

    "I suppose if I had a motto it would be: 'Feel me.' Yeah. That would be a good motto to have."

    - Dave

    "You say tomato, I say the motto... Alphonse... cool.."

    - Wuzzy

     

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